A cure for depression ?

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Postby DAVIDADAN » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:45 am

And Sister Kathleen didn't accept Nun of their bad Habits either she had her own! I know, lame Jim! :D

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Postby Jim Brown » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:31 pm

And Sister Kathleen didn't accept Nun of their bad Habits either she had her own! I know, lame Jim! :D
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Postby mazeymay » Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:46 am

A lad and his granddad are going to the betting shop, when they get there the boy asks his granddad if he will put a bet on for him. his granddad asks "can your dick reach round and touch your arse" "no" says the lad "well I won't put your bet on then" replies the granddad. The granddad goes into the betting shop and the boy goes into the newsagent next door.
A minute later the lad runs out with a scratch card in his hand shouting "I've won 50'000 pounds" the granddad runs out of the betting shop and speaks to the lad "well I’ll have half and you have half" he says. The boy asks "can your dick reach round and touch your arse" says the lad "yes" says the granddad. "Well go **** yourself then"

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Postby mazeymay » Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:02 am

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Re: A cure for depression ?

Postby Micko70 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:38 pm

History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word:

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" – Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963


AND .... drum roll please ..



The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....


"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

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Re: A cure for depression ?

Postby PAULEV » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:03 pm

True Story.

I was in the Bookies on Saturday, sitting at the table with Steve and Everton, when we were pestered by a fly.

It was buzzing around, generally making a nuisance of itself, when it suddenly landed on the opened Racing Post.

It purposely settled on the Yellow Silk colours of Spirit Of Rosanna in the 5.05 at Doncaster. :?

It must have read the form:

Won twice in July last year on soft ground, before a break until April this year, where, after an expected gentle

reappearance (9th) on unsuitable good/firm going, she had been placed (two 2nd's and a 3rd) on going with give .....

so in perfect conditions was due a win!

We thought it must have been a sign, so decided to have £50 each on the 'Spirit'. :yes:

Of course, Spirit of Rosanna finished 6th ............. :(

There is obviously a moral to this tale:

'Fly Tipping' is wrong ............... :lol:

It was a 'Rubbish Tip' ................ :lol:

And it obviously wasn't a 'Horse Fly'!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Spirit Of Rosanna

Postby PAULEV » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:28 pm

I've just noticed that Spirit Of Rosanna has won twice since!!! :shock:

At Bath and Brighton at 6/1 and 11/2!! :shock: :(

Perhaps that fly new what he was doing after
all and not just winging it :lol:

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